"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi)
01/30/2014 at 10:57 • Filed to: None
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"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi)
01/30/2014 at 10:57 • Filed to: None | 2
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I came up behind a pickup truck, hogging the left lane, going 10 mph under the limit.
His tailgate read "You are following the leader". That's it, nothing else, no company logos on the truck, just "You are following the leader".
A little pompous, I thought to myself, seeing as how you are only leading anything by forcing people to get stuck behind you, which isn't really leading.
At the first open chance I got, I flew past him while yelling "Who's leading who now bitch!"
Not that he could hear me, as his windows were up, and so were mine, and we were traveling at 65 (or well I was...).
philipilihp
> CAR_IS_MI
01/30/2014 at 10:58 |
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Satisfaction nonetheless, right?
deekster_caddy
> CAR_IS_MI
01/30/2014 at 11:03 |
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I love yelling at people through closed windows. It makes me feel a lot better, and I can use MUCH fouler language than I would if windows were open!
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CAR_IS_MI
> deekster_caddy
01/30/2014 at 11:06 |
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Ahh. I see you still have a conscience. Mine left long ago. The foul language meter is stuck on max.
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deekster_caddy
> CAR_IS_MI
01/30/2014 at 11:08 |
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I just have to be careful, sometimes I forget I have my kids in the back seat!!! (fortunately, I can blame my wife for any bad words they pick up. And she's a kindergarten teacher!!! But like a truck driver when it comes to traffic-talk!)
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CAR_IS_MI
> deekster_caddy
01/30/2014 at 11:10 |
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Lucky for me, no kids. But if I did, that may be the only time I attempt to watch my language.
KB Garage
> CAR_IS_MI
01/30/2014 at 11:29 |
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"I came up behind a pickup truck, hogging the left lane, going 10 mph under the limit."
And then you shot him.
I should probably stop playing GTAV.
puddler
> CAR_IS_MI
01/30/2014 at 12:24 |
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i miss my megaphone. people will let you direct them in traffic if you're kind, specific, and helping them as well.
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CAR_IS_MI
> puddler
01/30/2014 at 12:32 |
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I want to tuck away an on board megaphone on my Jeep. But knowing myself so well, I know it would be misused (e.g. Going down the highway telling people to "get the fuck out of my way"...)
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puddler
> CAR_IS_MI
01/30/2014 at 12:35 |
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mine was one of those cheap ones from JCwhitney, the one that makes animal noises and ice-cream truck songs...it was in my '88 comanche & was a blast. but get a small single channel amp & better speaker.
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CAR_IS_MI
> puddler
01/30/2014 at 12:40 |
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You DO NOT want to give me anything that is loud and makes animal noises, unless you are 100% fully prepared for complete and udder inappropriateness.
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puddler
> CAR_IS_MI
01/30/2014 at 12:44 |
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yea, i had mine in highschool. so i was mentally & emotionally 9 years old. like i said, it was very fun. imagine sitting at a red light and making it moo when fat people crossed the street. i'm amazed i've never been shot.
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CAR_IS_MI
> puddler
01/30/2014 at 12:46 |
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Im still 9 on most days. occasionally I turn into a 12 year old, other times I go straight 5 and throw fits.
Korea Miéville
> KB Garage
01/30/2014 at 13:15 |
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Right? I was thinking, why didn't he just ram the truck, drag the driver out, kick him a few times, then drive the truck into the nearest swimming pool. If the cops show up, just drive around for a while until your wanted level drops off.
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KB Garage
> Korea Miéville
01/30/2014 at 13:28 |
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That seems completely reasonable to me.
bob and john
> CAR_IS_MI
01/30/2014 at 18:01 |
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hehe, thats actually kinda funny